1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,079 Yours is ready. Thank you so much. 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:04,999 Uh, and what will that be? 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,079 Uh, one chips, no salt. One aioli. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,079 - Excellent. Thank you. - ♪ upbeat music 5 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,999 What would you like? 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,079 Actually, can you... 7 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,080 Here we go. How's that going? 8 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,079 ♪ Your soft mouth was made for me... ♪ 9 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:21,999 Thank you. That's that. Thanks. 10 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,040 Uh, two chicken, three beef, 11 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,080 one no onion and a vego on gluten free. 12 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,079 Billy! 13 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,039 Come on. Get off! 14 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,080 Peter! 15 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,039 Billy, come on. Don't hide for me. 16 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,999 No. No way! Not in here. 17 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,039 I'm the good guy. He's the one you need to worry about. 18 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,079 - Billy! - Billy, is it? 19 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,079 Billy Brennan. Pleased to meet you. 20 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,080 Good. Get the hell out of my kitchen. 21 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,079 - Billy! - Excuse me, sir. Your ticket? 22 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,999 I tell you what, uh, pop an apron on me. I'll chop onions. 23 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 - Uh, they're pre-chopped. - Don't be a dickhead! Billy! 24 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,039 Billy. Where are you? Come on. 25 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:00,080 Okay, get in here. 26 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,040 You can't avoid me forever. Come on. Billy! 27 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:08,039 Nicole? Chicken burger. Thank you. 28 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,999 Excuse me, have you seen my brother? 29 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,039 He's a tall, ugly bastard. 30 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,999 No, I'm sorry. I haven't seen anyone. 31 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,079 Unless you're ordering a burger-- 32 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,039 That's him. Out of there. Come on. 33 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,079 Hey, come on! Hey, I've got a ticket, mate. 34 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,959 All right, all right. Okay. I'll go easy. 35 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,040 Watch your step. 36 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,079 Don't touch what you can't afford, mate. 37 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,080 Yeah, yeah. 38 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,040 Oh, God. Okay, coast is clear. 39 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,999 Your burgers look epic. I'll be ordering one for sure. 40 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,039 - Hey! - Two, even. 41 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,040 Sorry about him. Thanks. 42 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,999 Yeah, fuck you, Billy! 43 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,080 ♪ Your proud nose was made for me ♪ 44 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,079 ♪ Yes, it was ♪ 45 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:01,999 ♪ Your "oh-ohs" are made for me ♪ 46 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,079 ♪ And God above ♪ 47 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,079 ♪ Your sweet rhymes were made for me... ♪ 48 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,999 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 49 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,080 It's a gorgeous afternoon, 50 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,039 a Sunday afternoon here on Sydney Harbour. 51 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,079 A beautiful, light northeasterly breeze. 52 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,039 - Eight to ten knots. - Here we go. 53 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,039 For you, that's the one with the pickle. 54 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,959 - Thank you. - It's absolutely glorious. 55 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,959 They all have their bigwigs on. 56 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:28,000 It's gonna be really something. Spectacular. Should be lovely. 57 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,999 I need to thank you. 58 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,079 You saved me from another spectacular bust-up 59 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,999 with my brother. 60 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,039 Oh, not willingly. 61 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,039 All the same. Thanks. 62 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,999 - Two more? - Yes, please. 63 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,039 Thing is, I've successfully managed to evade him for years. 64 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,039 Oh! Healthy sibling relationship. 65 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,079 Please. Accept this. 66 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,079 I owe you. 67 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,000 I don't like to get in the middle of a family squabble. 68 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,999 Thank you. Beer? 69 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,999 Yeah, sure. I'll have a light. 70 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,039 You got a brother? 71 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,079 Two sisters. 72 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,999 Are you close? 73 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,039 I don't hide from them on ferries, 74 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,079 if that's what you mean. 75 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,999 - Okay. - There you go. 76 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,079 All right, your pineapple's going on a punt. 77 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,079 This is my once-in-a-year flutter. 78 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,079 Cheers! 79 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:20,039 All right, two bets on Propinquity. 80 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,999 Uh, last-- 81 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,080 They're away cleanly. 82 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,079 All the boats behind the line, so... 83 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,999 Right, we're on. Two bets and I've got a very good feeling. 84 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,079 Two bets on one boat or one bet on two? 85 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,079 - Uh, two bets on one. - Okay. 86 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,039 Who are we barracking for? 87 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,999 Propinquity. 88 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,999 Yeah, it means this is your lucky day. 89 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,079 What are the odds? 90 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,079 One's longish, the other's shortish. 91 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,039 I feel you threw your money to the bottom of the harbor. 92 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,999 It's not my money. Come on. Come and have a look. 93 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,040 Guys. 94 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,039 That's ours there, that one. There, with the big P. 95 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,079 - Oh, right. - Going good. 96 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,079 Really? It looks like we're dead last. 97 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,999 Yep, we are, and that's the beauty of it. 98 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,079 See, last to the first mark - that was the first bet. 99 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,999 - Shortish odds. - What was the long odds? 100 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,039 First place overall. I like extremes. 101 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,039 Even though the center usually holds, 102 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,999 despite what the poet says. 103 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,079 That's Yeats. 104 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,039 Very good. 105 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,999 Yes, I remember sixth form English too. 106 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,080 It's a repeated pattern. 107 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,079 Pretty much the same thing. Now Propinquity, we've got-- 108 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,079 Oh! 109 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,999 - Weather's on the turn. - ...and here he is again. 110 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 ♪ upbeat folk music 111 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,079 There she goes. Come on, Propinquity! 112 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,039 ♪ Your soft mouth was made for me... ♪ 113 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,919 Ooh, wow! Oh! Let's get inside. 114 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,039 And here comes the squall. Wow! 115 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,079 Now, this wasn't expected till six o'clock. 116 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,999 Boy, this will really muck them around. 117 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,079 Chaos out there. 118 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,079 - Okay, I gotta get back. - Righto. 119 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:04,039 This is beyond boat handling. It's all about luck. 120 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,039 Can you keep the bow up? Can you stay upright? 121 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,079 There you go! I never thought I'd-- 122 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,079 Yes! 123 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,039 Come on, Propinquity! 124 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,959 ...happened in the sailing careers of this crew. 125 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,080 Propinquity have just come... 126 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,079 They shortened the race 'cause of the squall. 127 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,039 Our boat did a Bradbury. Came in first. Whoo! 128 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,079 - What, we won? - Bit of help from the gods. 129 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,039 - There. - Do you want your winnings? 130 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,039 Uh... Can you collect for me? Go. 131 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,080 Yep. Yes, Chef. 132 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,040 Here's to... 133 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,039 ...Propinquity. 134 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 And here's from Propinquity. 135 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,079 Kidding me. How much is that? 136 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:00,039 Five grand exact. 137 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,079 That's insane. 138 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,999 Yeah, but it's not the word the bookie used. 139 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,999 - Congratulations. - What do you mean? 140 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,079 - It's all yours. - No, it's not. No, it's not. 141 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:13,039 It's not. It's... It's... Don't be silly. It's your bet. 142 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,079 Propinquity, huh? 143 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,039 I told you it was a sign. 144 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,079 Do you know what it means? 145 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,079 Of course. 146 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,039 Use it in a sentence. 147 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:30,079 "She carried the plates with propinquity, 148 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,039 quickly but with purpose." 149 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:37,040 It means "attraction through proximity". 150 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,000 I Googled it. 151 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,079 Well, I was close. 152 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,080 I'm a, um... 153 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,079 What's the word when you educate yourself? 154 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,039 "Autodidact"? 155 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,040 - That's me. - Right. 156 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,999 Haven't done a very good job, have I? 157 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,119 That's what comes from 158 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,079 going straight from school to Channel 7. 159 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,999 Doing what? 160 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,039 Camera department. I learned on the job. 161 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,039 Cameraman. Got to travel the world. 162 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,999 Um, quite a bit in Europe. 163 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,080 Long stint in Athens. 164 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,079 I spent a week wandering around the Acropolis 165 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,079 waiting for Tony Mokbel's extradition. 166 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,079 Crash course in Greek mythology right there. Fascinating. 167 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,039 So, not just a pretty face. 168 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,079 No, no. Hidden depths. That's me. 169 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,040 What about you? 170 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,079 You know, we better get off here 171 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,079 before the security get a bit narky. 172 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,079 Don't forget your winnings. 173 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:40,999 Oh, look, can we at least agree to split it? 174 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,999 No, I've got a better idea. 175 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,999 - Uh... - Right? 176 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,079 You really couldn't get an Uber? 177 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,999 Five grand to give me a lift home and you're complaining. 178 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,079 Ridiculous. 179 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,079 How do you know I don't live up in Brisbane? 180 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,079 ♪ whimsical jazz music 181 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,999 And then the primordial gods of Night and Darkness 182 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,039 gave birth to Hypnos, the God of Sleep, 183 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,079 and Thanatos, his twin brother, the God of Death. 184 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,999 That must have been a cheerful household. 185 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,039 Who'd wanna be the God of Death? 186 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,079 I don't know. Had its fun bits. You got to be a psychopomp. 187 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,959 A what? 188 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,040 Psychopompos. 189 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,079 It means a guide who escorted the souls of the dead 190 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,039 to the underworld. 191 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,079 "Right this way, madam!" 192 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,079 Are you always this crazy? 193 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,079 "If you're not crazy, there's something wrong with you." 194 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:38,079 - Now, that's not Yeats. - No, it's not Yeats. 195 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,079 It's better. It's Willie Nelson. 196 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,079 Oh, uh, so... left here. 197 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:46,080 Okay. 198 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:52,999 Now, Rose might freak out if I'm driven home 199 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,079 by a beautiful woman without any explanation, so... 200 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,079 Oh, I should get home. 201 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,999 Just come and say hello. 202 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,079 Please? 203 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,959 I'm sorry, love. Forgot my keys. 204 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,080 This is Dani. Dani, Rose. 205 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,039 Dani was good enough to give me a lift home. 206 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,079 Sorry. I'm busting for a leak. 207 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,039 All right. Close the door! 208 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,999 Come in. Are you out of your way? 209 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,999 She'd never told me where she lives. 210 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,080 - A bit. - Okay. Come on in. 211 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:20,999 Now, um, I've got the kettle on. Do you want a cup of tea? 212 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,039 - Or something stronger? - It's not Grange. 213 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:28,039 - But Rose likes it. - Hey! It's five stars from ALDI. 214 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,079 Please, just sit down. Sit down over there. 215 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,999 - Thank you. - So, Dani, are you into sailing? 216 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,999 God, no! I just got the contract 217 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,999 to do the food on the ferry on race days. 218 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,080 It's a huge improvement. 219 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,039 You should taste her burgers, Rose. They're incredible. 220 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,039 Just a patty on a milk bun with some good aioli and salad. 221 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:47,079 It's not so easy to do a good burger. Many have failed. 222 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,079 The boozy, late-night fast-food expert over there. 223 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,999 So is that your thing - catering? 224 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,040 These days. 225 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,080 - Should we... - Oh, no, he's all right. 226 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,999 Going, going and gone. 227 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,080 They're so sweet when they're asleep. 228 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,079 - Billy said he works in TV. - Past tense. 229 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,079 He was a news guy, a shooter. 230 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,039 I mean, he's supposed to be retired 231 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,039 but thank God he still gets the odd freelance gig, 232 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,039 or I'd be locked up for murder by now. 233 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:24,039 - Are you married? - No. 234 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,039 How long have you two been together? 235 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,079 Coming up 40 years. 236 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,999 Wow! 237 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,079 - Wow. That's something. - We have our moments. 238 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,079 I don't know how you do it. 239 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,999 I can't sleep with someone breathing next to me. 240 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,039 Yes! There is that. 241 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,080 So you're not even looking? 242 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,079 Absolutely not. 243 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,999 - Oh. - Have you seen what's out there? 244 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,080 All the good men are taken. 245 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,079 What's left are bald, eight months pregnant, 246 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,079 have hair growing in the wrong places. 247 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:55,079 - Here we are. - No, no, I'm driving. 248 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,079 Is it awful? I'm not that fussy. 249 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,079 No, it's not awful. It's got some interesting high notes. 250 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:03,039 - Would cheese help? - Cheese always helps. 251 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,039 - Even if it's cheddar Singles? - Are you kidding? I love them. 252 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,080 - Have you got any Jatz? - I've got the ALDI equivalent. 253 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:14,039 So, so hang on. 254 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,999 Stark naked on the balcony in the middle of a London winter. 255 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,079 What did he expect you to do about it? 256 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,999 But I mean, exactly, right? I mean... 257 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,039 I'm on the phone 10,000 miles away. 258 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,999 So what did he do? 259 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,039 Eventually they realized they'd gone too far 260 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:34,039 and they let him back in. 261 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,040 I tell you, that man'll be the death of me. 262 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:41,039 Oh, he's hilarious. 263 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,080 - I don't suppose he's for rent. - You can have him for free. 264 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,080 No, seriously. 265 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,040 I don't suppose I can rent him? 266 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,999 Just for a night. 267 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,079 Not a whole night. Just for a few hours, really. 268 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,080 What? 269 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,000 I've got this, um... 270 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,040 I've got this event, this... 271 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,959 ...fancy black-tie thing. 272 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,040 I so don't wanna go, 273 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,079 but I've been telling myself I should get out, network. 274 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:21,039 I know I sound pathetic. And it's a long story. 275 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,999 But the thought of walking in there alone just... 276 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,040 You want Billy as your plus one? 277 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,000 Is that crazy? 278 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000 Listen. 279 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:40,079 Billy put my tip on the longest shot in the race 280 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:44,039 and it came in and he won this. 281 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,039 - How much is that? - It's 5,000. 282 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,999 Five grand? Are you serious? 283 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,080 I'm deadly serious. 284 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:55,080 I mean, it's not mine, anyway, really. It's Billy's. 285 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,079 To be clear, 286 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,079 you're not talking sex? 287 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,039 Oh, God, no. 288 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,999 No. 289 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,999 I just... need a handbag. 290 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,959 Well, we're not taking your money. 291 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,080 Yes, you are. I insist. 292 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:16,079 Like I said, it's not mine, it's really Billy's. 293 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,079 ♪ gentle music 294 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,079 ♪ Leaves were falling ♪ 295 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,080 ♪ Just like embers ♪ 296 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:32,079 ♪ Colors red and gold ♪ 297 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:35,999 ♪ They set us on fire... ♪ 298 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,079 - I love you. - Oh. 299 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:41,079 ♪ Burning just like a moonbeam ♪ 300 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,080 ♪ In our eyes ♪ 301 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:51,040 ♪ Somebody said they saw me ♪ 302 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,039 ♪ Swinging the world by the tail ♪ 303 00:13:56,040 --> 00:14:01,000 ♪ Bouncing over a white cloud ♪ 304 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,039 ♪ Killing the blues... ♪ 305 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,039 - Ohh! - I got my good watch. 306 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,079 And I broke out a new pair of undies. 307 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,080 Oh! I always said you scrub up. 308 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,039 Oh. 309 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,039 - I'm coming down with something. - Oh, God, you'll be fine. 310 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,999 I can't believe you sold me. 311 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,079 - I didn't. You're a rental. - Mm. 312 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,079 A piece of meat on a slab. 313 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,079 If it was the other way around and I sublet you, 314 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,079 I'd be crucified. 315 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,039 Okay, fine, stay for book club. 316 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,999 I'm sure the girls would, oh, 317 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,999 love to hear your views on contemporary literary fiction. 318 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,079 - Ha! - You're gonna have fun. 319 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,080 Yeah? 320 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,039 Hey, is it weird that I feel like I'm sending you off 321 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,039 to a Year 12 formal? 322 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,040 Yes. 323 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,079 Bloody hell. 324 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,040 - Too much? - You look gorgeous. 325 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,040 Come on in. Come on in. 326 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,079 - Thank you for this. - Hey, you paid for it. 327 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,039 Oh, I should get a photo of you guys. 328 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,039 Um... hang on. 329 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,039 Here it is. Right. 330 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,039 You both look so beautiful. 331 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,039 - Don't mind me. Ready? - Um... formal? 332 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,079 Yeah! Beautiful. 333 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,039 And now me in it. Why not! 334 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,079 Uh, Cheddar Singles. Cheddar Singles. 335 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,079 There we go. 336 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,039 Let's, um... 337 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,079 Yeah, okay, well, you better go, you don't wanna be late, so... 338 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:32,039 - Bye, love. - Bye. 339 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,039 Hey, listen, can you bring me back a doggy bag? 340 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,039 No, get me some of those fancy choccies. 341 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,079 The ones with the gold leaf if they have them. 342 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:43,040 - You'll be lucky. - Bye. 343 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,000 Thank you. 344 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,039 Hi, you've reached Billy Brennan. 345 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,080 Please leave a message. 346 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,039 Where is he? 347 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,079 - They're working on him. - What happened? 348 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,039 They're saying it's a heart attack. 349 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,999 Oh, God. I wanna see him. Who do I talk to? 350 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,039 They said to wait here. 351 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,079 Mum? What's happened? Is he okay? 352 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,039 They think he's had a heart attack. 353 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,039 - Oh, my God. - He's in with the doctors now. 354 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,999 It's gonna be all right. 355 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,039 - It's okay. - Mrs. Brennan? 356 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,039 Yeah, no, well, I'm Mrs. Brennan. 357 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,039 And this is my daughter. This is Emma. So how is he? 358 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,079 Mr. Brennan had an ST-elevation myocardial infarction. 359 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,039 A sudden and severe heart attack. 360 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,039 He received treatment on arrival 361 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,039 but... I'm so sorry. 362 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,999 He couldn't be revived. 363 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,080 What are you... 364 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,040 He's dead? He's... 365 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,079 I really am sorry. 366 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:08,039 - I wanna see him. - Yes, of course. 367 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,080 Follow me. 368 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,000 No. 369 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 ♪ sorrowful music 370 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,080 It's all right. 371 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,080 It's okay. It's all right. 372 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,039 I was just leaving this. 373 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,039 It's a few nights' meals. 374 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,040 I'm sure you don't feel like cooking. 375 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,000 That's kind. Thank you. 376 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,000 Why don't you come in? 377 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,040 I chose a coffin this morning. 378 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,999 All I could hear was Billy saying, 379 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,039 "Get the cheapest one, Rose, it's only gonna be burned." 380 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,040 But I couldn't. 381 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,040 It felt too, um... 382 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,040 ...stingy. 383 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,079 Will there be a funeral? 384 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:56,039 Uh, a memorial next week. 385 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,080 Or is it a wake? I don't know what to call it. Death party? 386 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,079 Let me cater it. 387 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,039 What? 388 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,000 I'd like to. 389 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,040 What happened again? 390 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,040 I know you've told me but I... 391 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,080 It was after the event. 392 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,080 He just went down. 393 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:29,040 I called an ambulance, then I called you. 394 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:34,999 I thought it was Billy calling to say he'd be home soon. 395 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,080 I got his phone and I held it to his face to unlock it. 396 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,040 - No. - For the catering. 397 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,079 - No. I don't... - Just take it. 398 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,040 Just take your fucking money. 399 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,079 ♪ upbeat rock music plays 400 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,079 - Really sorry. - Thank you. 401 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,999 Thank you so much for coming. 402 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,040 Hey. 403 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,039 Yeah, it's a good turnout. 404 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,079 Well, no one ever said no to Billy. Hi. 405 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,999 You okay? How you traveling? 406 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,040 Yeah, you know? 407 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,039 Well, put me to work. They taking around the food yet? 408 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,039 - I don't know. - I'll speak to the caterers. 409 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,040 Luke, get Rose a drink, for God's sake. 410 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,000 - Bubbles? - Does it come in a drip? 411 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,080 Bummer, Rose. 412 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,079 - Two champagnes coming up. - Hey. 413 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,079 - You okay? - No. 414 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,999 - What do you even say? - You just, um... 415 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,080 - Hi, Rose. - Hey. 416 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,079 You put on a brave face and thank people for coming. 417 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,079 I'm not as good at that as you are. 418 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,079 Where's Laura? 419 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,999 She couldn't get off work. 420 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,080 What? Jesus. 421 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,959 - When are we having speeches? - We're not. 422 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,080 - G'day, Rose. - Hi. Thank you. 423 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,999 We'll be here all day if we let this lot speak. 424 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,080 - Here we go. - Thank you. 425 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,999 Okay, but... Look, only up another five. 426 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,080 He's a mate, but I don't like him that much. 427 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,079 Well, find another has-been player. 428 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,039 It's a bloody sports show, not Downton Abbey. 429 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,039 And don't call me back. 430 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,039 I'm at my best friend's memorial. 431 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,999 Hey, you right? 432 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,080 - Yeah. - All right, what's our signal? 433 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,999 - For what? - Time to go? 434 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,079 Oh, I don't know. When I can't stand up. 435 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,999 These are me old footy mates. 436 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,999 Well, I will be standing by to pull you off the floor. 437 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,040 - Love you. - I know. 438 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,999 My God, finally. Where have you guys been? 439 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,040 Come here. 440 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,080 - How are you holding up? - I'm not. 441 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,039 I'm a mess. I don't know how Mum's doing it. 442 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,039 I haven't even seen her cry yet. 443 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,040 Hey. 444 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,999 Christ, it's you. 445 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,039 No, it's just me. 446 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,079 - I thought you were dead. - Same. 447 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,079 Are you still a PE teacher? 448 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,999 Yeah. Just got more letters these days. 449 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,079 - Oh? - P-D-H. 450 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,039 Ooh, what's that? A PhD for jocks? 451 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,999 Three more years and I'm out. 452 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,079 What about you? You still a gay? 453 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,080 Mm. 454 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,039 He's cute. Uh, not my type. 455 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,999 What about you? Still rooting anything that moves? 456 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,079 Well, you know, if you can't score at a funeral... 457 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,079 There'll be plenty more from here on. 458 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,079 - Yep. Smorgasbord. - Mm, hit up. 459 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,079 - Whoa, is that Lukey? - The one and only. 460 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,040 He's shrunk. 461 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,039 Fuck, ya... 462 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,039 - Hey! - Hi! 463 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,999 Mind your beer, mind your beer, mind your beer. Oi! 464 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,039 - Fuckin' hell. - You used to be bigger. 465 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,039 - Go easy, mate. - Hey, man. 466 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,999 Gosh, you used to be slimmer. 467 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:33,039 He was at a work thing and they called me straightaway. 468 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,080 And... 469 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,999 ...got to the hospital just in time. 470 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,079 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, if you'll excuse me. 471 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,039 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 472 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,040 ♪ sorrowful music 473 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,079 Oh! 474 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,040 Well... 475 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,039 - Hey! - Mm-hm. 476 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:22,039 Oh, here's trouble. 477 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,040 Sarah! Ohh! 478 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,079 How do you look exactly the same? 479 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,079 - Beer goggles. - Hmm. 480 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,079 - Manny! - Wow! 481 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,039 - Hi, babe. - Oh, God. 482 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,039 "Babe"? Who are you, Warren Beatty? 483 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,079 - I wish. I wish. - Isn't he dead? 484 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,039 I read that the other day at the urologist. 485 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,999 - What? No, that's the other guy. - Huh? Which other guy? 486 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,079 What's-his-name. He was in one of the Godfathers. 487 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,079 That narrows it down. Robert De Niro? 488 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,079 - No. - Marlon Brando. 489 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,999 No, no, no. God, he was a brilliant actor. 490 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,079 I can see him in that movie with the soundtrack. 491 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,039 Oh, Harry Dean Stanton. Paris, Texas. 492 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,079 Yes, yes. Thank you. Harry Dean Stanton. 493 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,079 - Harry. Hey. - What about him? 494 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,999 - He's dead. - Oh. 495 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Ooh. 496 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,040 Did you see, Sarah Turner's here. 497 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,080 God. I haven't seen her forever. 498 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,079 I'm glad she came. 499 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,079 Hey, Em tells me that you put a kibosh on the speeches. 500 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,999 - Oh, why does she... - You have to have speeches. 501 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,080 Or not even speeches. 502 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,039 It's just a chance for everyone, anyone, to... 503 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,080 ...say goodbye to Billy. 504 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,999 Half of them fought with him most of the time. 505 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,039 They're here, aren't they? I'll get you a drink. 506 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,039 Excuse me. Excuse me, everyone. 507 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,000 Excuse me. Thank you. 508 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,039 Yep, yep, yep, yep. 509 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,039 Yep, thanks, Adele. 510 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,079 Um... 511 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,959 Um, I just want to welcome you all here today. 512 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,040 Thank... thanks for coming. Um... 513 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,999 Um, well, I reckon Billy would be so chuffed 514 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,040 to see you all here. 515 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,000 Um, I'm not gonna make a speech or anything, so... 516 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,999 Um, sorry. Rex, can you... 517 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,080 - I don't wanna make a speech. - It's all right. 518 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,080 Thanks for coming, everyone. 519 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,999 I know Billy's looking down on us... 520 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,039 Looking up! 521 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,039 ...thinking, "These guys will turn up 522 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,039 to anything for free booze." 523 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,079 But here we are. 524 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,919 Brought together by this bloke 525 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:54,919 who despite the odd differences, we all loved and admired. 526 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,999 As a teammate, in the old days, 527 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,080 he was selfless and... 528 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,959 ...a shit center but an okay winger. 529 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:10,039 And I think I can speak for Rose and Em, 530 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,959 a pretty good husband and dad. 531 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,079 Who always put his family first. 532 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,079 Well, that's a load of horseshit! 533 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,039 Oh, my God! 534 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,079 He... he was a prick. 535 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,079 No, mate. No! No, no. 536 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,039 Uh, for those of you that don't know, 537 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,999 I'm his little brother 538 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,039 and the last person that he gave a shit about. 539 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,999 Not today, mate. Not today. 540 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,919 - Yeah. - Hey! 541 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,039 If not now, then when, Rex, hey? 542 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,039 Sorry, mate. 543 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,000 Sorry, this is happening. 544 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,079 When... when we were kids, 545 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,999 Billy used to play this game with me. 546 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,079 We called it knives. 547 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,999 Where you get a kitchen knife 548 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,999 and you throw it at someone's fingers... 549 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,080 Why didn't you take it off him? 550 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,039 What did you want? Chase him around the room. 551 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:56,999 ...folks died, who got the money? 552 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,080 Hmm, I wonder. 553 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,079 Feeding me pocket money every month 554 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,079 like I was still a little kid. 555 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,079 That's the real Billy. 556 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,079 Always controlling me. 557 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,959 Hey, mate. Do you remember me? 558 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,040 Sarah. 559 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,999 Oh, yeah, always could pull the chicks, my brother. 560 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,039 I reckon you've had your go. Can I say a few words? 561 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,080 Hey? 562 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,079 Oh, fuck the lot of you! 563 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,879 Hello, everyone. I'm Sarah Bancroft. 564 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,999 Well, I used to be Sarah Turner. 565 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,079 - And we go way back, don't we? - Yeah. 566 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,039 Back in the day, this guy was a little shit. 567 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,039 Of course we didn't know then 568 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,079 he'd grow up to be the lead singer of Spacemen! 569 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,039 Four weeks in top 10, three times on Countdown. 570 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,999 That is all true. 571 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,999 Anyway, uh, you know, Billy and I 572 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,999 had this thing when we were teenagers 573 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,039 and everywhere we went, his little brother would follow. 574 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,079 Billy and I are trying to sneak off down to the dunes 575 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,039 and have a little... little... 576 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,079 Oh. Whoops. 577 00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:02,039 Anyway, this guy, he was always there 578 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,079 having his two cents worth, even back then. 579 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,999 Yeah, well, there's been inflation. 580 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,039 But what I do know is, if Billy was here now, 581 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,039 what he'd say was, 582 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,999 "Enough of this fucking speechafying. 583 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,080 Let's all get shit-faced." 584 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,999 Thanks, Billy. 585 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,999 You heard the lady. 586 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,159 Love you, Billy. 587 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,079 - Love you, Billy. - Bottoms up! 588 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,080 To Billy! 589 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,039 Hi. Billy would have approved. 590 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,039 I just thought he was gonna live forever. 591 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,079 Yeah, so did he. God, I'm so glad you came. 592 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:38,999 You were the love of his life. 593 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,079 He was mine. 594 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,079 Oh, darling, are you okay? 595 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,079 - Oh. - What can I do? 596 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,079 Every time I try to get to the bar to have a drink, 597 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,079 someone steps in front and asks how I am. 598 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,040 Do you wanna know how I am? 599 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,039 - I'm thirsty! - I can do something about that. 600 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,079 Here we come! 601 00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,999 ♪ Am I ever gonna see your face again? ♪ 602 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,000 ♪ No way, get fucked, fuck off! ♪ 603 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,040 You look like a man standing on the edge of a cliff. 604 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,039 I think we all go along through life being busy. 605 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:27,000 But clueless, you know? No fucking idea. 606 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,999 Then one day, all of a sudden, we're old. 607 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,039 There's the exit gate looming up ahead of us. 608 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:37,039 Wow. That's uplifting. Thanks, Shakespeare. 609 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,999 I'm just saying, maybe we need some kind of credo for life. 610 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,080 For living. 611 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,080 Credo? Yeah, I got one of those. Don't fucking die. 612 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,079 I'm sure Billy wasn't planning on it. 613 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,079 - Are you remembering to eat? - Oh. 614 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,080 Thank you. 615 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,039 Isn't that the woman who was at the hospital? 616 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,079 - Oh, yeah. - Why was she there? 617 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:12,039 She was at your dad's work function. She's a caterer. 618 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,079 Was Dad having an affair? 619 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,079 What? No? 620 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,039 So why was she at the hospital? 621 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,039 Look-- Look. 622 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,039 She was the one that found him 623 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,039 and she was the one that called the ambulance. 624 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,999 - I'm just saying it's weird. - Can we just... 625 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,039 Can we just leave it, just get through this? 626 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,040 All right. Sorry. 627 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,999 Hey, I don't think Laura's coming. 628 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,079 I mean, show up for your partner's dad's wake, right? 629 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,079 - It's not much to ask. - Jesus, Adele. 630 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,039 - Could you just stop? - What? 631 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,080 - Okay, just stop. - I... 632 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,039 Yeah, but it's not about real people, is it? 633 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,999 Mate, that's the actual definition of "reality TV". 634 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,079 Yeah, but it's not real. Yeah, it's like today. 635 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,999 None of this lot here knew what Billy was really like, 636 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,999 except for you and me. 637 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,080 One face for the world, another one for the family. 638 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,039 You know what? 639 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,039 Billy looked out for you, you know? 640 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,999 And he took all your crap, but I'm done. 641 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 You can have your money. How's that? 642 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,999 - You mean it? - Yep. 643 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,080 I'll sign it over first thing. 644 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,079 Oi! Drinks on me! 645 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,079 Mate, that's not a great idea 646 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,039 till the estate's settled. 647 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,040 Let him have his fun. Tab's already paid. 648 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,039 - Thirsty? - Oh, I shouldn't. 649 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,079 Apparently I'm the designated driver. 650 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,080 Hmm. 651 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,079 Oh, how old are you guys there? 652 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,039 Like, 25. 653 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,079 - Rose, younger. - Mm. Babies. 654 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,040 Hey. Are you in? 655 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,040 - Oh. - Mm-mm-hmm. Mm-hm. 656 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,079 Left. Go left. 657 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,999 Oooh! I got it, I got it. 658 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,040 Go. 659 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,040 Old times, hey? 660 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,999 Here we go. 661 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,079 - That was her, mate. - Matilda's four. 662 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,999 Ben, he's two. 663 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,999 Spitting image of your grandma. 664 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,040 - Their father's Korean. - Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, go. 665 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,079 - Is that yours? - Yeah, that's my grandchild. 666 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,999 - Willow. - Oh, my God. Look. 667 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,080 - Let's have a look. - I know. 668 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,999 - She's gorgeous. - I know. Willow. Love her. 669 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,039 - She's awesome. - Didn't know you had kids. 670 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,039 No, me either. You know, but I was an AWOL father. 671 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,039 So, you know, she had a kid 672 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,999 and I'm really trying to be a decent grandfather. 673 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,079 You spend a lot of time with her, Willow, yeah? 674 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,959 Her mum is a shift worker, so I come in handy. 675 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,080 She's really just brilliant. 676 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,039 Here I was thinking you were an old root rat. 677 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,039 Old? Uh? What? 678 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,999 Anyway, sorry to hear about, uh, Steve. 679 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,079 - Yeah, Mike. No. - Oh, fuck me. 680 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,039 But thank you, thank you. 681 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:17,039 Uh, so, uh, single now, eh? 682 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,079 For now. 683 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,039 Whoo. 684 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,039 So I've got half a chance, huh? 685 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:29,039 I am looking for a nice, stable, moderately wealthy fella 686 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,079 who's just gonna see me out in style. 687 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,039 - Yeah. - So, obviously not here. 688 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,040 - But we all were. - Well, yeah. 689 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,999 - Beautiful. - But you were the most. 690 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,079 - Ohh! - Apart from Dob Morgan. 691 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,039 - Oh, fucking spunk. - Even with that broken nose. 692 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,080 Specially. 693 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,999 - I blew him. - No? 694 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,039 More than once. 695 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,040 But he played for Newtown. 696 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,040 Fellas. Oh, how you going? 697 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,079 If there's anything you need. 698 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,999 Yes. Thank you. Yes, no, of course, I'll be in touch. 699 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,080 Look at you. 700 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,999 Your nice job and your nice kids and your nice house. 701 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,040 - That's a nice life. - Tick, tick, tick. 702 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,080 Let me guess, you've got... 703 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,079 ...a ride-on mower. 704 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:25,079 You got European appliances. 705 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:29,040 You got this huge flat-screen television. 706 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,000 Oh, and hang on. Um... 707 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,999 Smelly candles in all the bathrooms. 708 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,039 Can't move for scented candles and throw cushions. 709 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,999 No problem. I am just stating facts. 710 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,039 No, you have been on at me ever since I got here. 711 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,079 Okay, well, do you wanna know what your problem is? 712 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,039 Got a sneaking suspicion you're gonna tell me. 713 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,999 You didn't root enough chicks when you were young. 714 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,039 There, boom. Said it. Someone had to say it. 715 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,039 - That's why. - Didn't I just? 716 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,039 - No. - Hmm? 717 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,079 - I fucked your girlfriend. - What? 718 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,079 Yeah! 719 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,999 I fucked Suzie Warren when you two were an item. 720 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,079 And she said that I was the best she'd ever had. 721 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,039 She did not! 722 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,079 God's truth, mate. Hmm! Not bad going for a woolly woofter, eh? 723 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,079 ♪ rollicking music 724 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,039 Fuck, yeah. You're a fucking dickhead. 725 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,079 - Get off the floor, Rex. - Do something. 726 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,000 Pathetic. 727 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,999 Rex, get up! 728 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,040 Stop. 729 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,080 You are just... 730 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,079 Stop! 731 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,039 Thank you. Good to see you again. 732 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,999 - Uh, good send-off, Rosie. - Yeah. 733 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,039 - I'm sorry about the biffo. - It's all right. 734 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,079 Billy would have joined in if he was here. 735 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,079 - Too right. - Hey? 736 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:13,039 I'm sorry. I'm really gonna miss him. 737 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,079 Oh, he liked you. And you're good for Rex. 738 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,039 - Damn right. Come on. - Come on, handsome. 739 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,080 See you. 740 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,040 - Hey. I'll call you. - All right, darling. 741 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Rose. 742 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,079 Oh, Rose. 743 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,079 - All right. I'm driving. - Love you. 744 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,039 See ya. 745 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:43,079 I love Rose but why did she have to hold a wake on a Thursday? 746 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,999 I'll be up all night catching up on these emails. 747 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,040 Shit. 748 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,999 Not that you'll get any sleep. 749 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,039 Coke at your best friend's wake? 750 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,040 How old do you think you are? 751 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,040 - What? - Nothing. 752 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,040 Oh, Jesus. 753 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,079 - You all right? - Yeah, yeah. 754 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,039 I'll live. Do you wanna share a ride home? 755 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,000 You wanna share an Uber? 756 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,040 I am home. 757 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,079 - You live in there? - Yeah. 758 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,080 Oh. Can I have a sticky? 759 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,040 Sure. 760 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,079 All my clothes - a bit overflowing - in those. 761 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,039 And then there's... Got a little, um, wooden thing 762 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,079 that slides out and that just becomes, like, a kitchen thing. 763 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,079 Oh. 764 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,039 Oh, shit. Sorry. 765 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,999 Was I meant to ask? 766 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,999 - I never know these days. - Uh, yeah, well, wouldn't hurt. 767 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,040 Oh. 768 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,079 - Whoa. Youch! - Ooh, I'm sorry. 769 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,079 You've just really gotta watch those. 770 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,039 That's good. Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. 771 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,039 - Swap? - Yeah. 772 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,039 - You right? - Yeah. 773 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,039 - Oh. - Is that better? 774 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,999 Much better. Much better. 775 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,080 Yeah. 776 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,079 Look, look. I've just... Uh... 777 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,079 I haven't done this for a long time. 778 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:28,039 Right, okay. Time to break the drought, eh? 779 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,999 - Open those floodgates? - Yeah, yeah, stop talking. 780 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,079 - Have you come prepared? - Oh, yeah. 781 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,999 You never know when you're gonna get lucky. 782 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,000 Some things never change, do they? 783 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,080 I think it's in here. 784 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,040 Ooh, there you are. 785 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,039 Haven't got my glasses. Can you read that use-by date? 786 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,999 2018. That can't be right! 787 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,040 Yeah, I told you. 788 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:58,079 Anyway, you won't need that with me, babe. 789 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,079 Oh, right, you can part the Red Sea too, can you? 790 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,079 Part all of the seas. 791 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,999 I think it'll be fine. I mean, what can go off in lube? 792 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,079 Yeah. Nothing. 793 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,040 ♪ wistful music 794 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,000 - Are you okay? - Oh. 795 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,039 Oh, thank God that's over. 796 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,079 Um, do we need to pack everything up? 797 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,079 Stella and I have got it. 798 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,040 You go. 799 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,999 Everyone said the food was good. 800 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,040 I'm glad. 801 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,080 - Well, I'll... - Dani... 802 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,080 Thank you. 803 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,079 Emma looked terrible. 804 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,079 And she was alone. 805 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,999 She made all the excuses for Laura. 806 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,999 But I'm sorry, you show up for a wake. 807 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,080 It's your partner's father. 808 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,079 I can't do this. 809 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,039 It was ghastly, wasn't it? 810 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,999 Well, hopefully, we won't be doing that again anytime soon. 811 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,079 Fingers crossed. We're all healthy. 812 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,039 No. This. 813 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,080 Well, what? What are you talking about? 814 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,040 I wanna break up. 815 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,039 You're drunk and high. 816 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,079 No. Yes, I am. 817 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,080 But... 818 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,080 But I mean it. 819 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,000 What? What do you mean exactly? 820 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,080 I can't do this anymore, Adele. 821 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,080 Us. 822 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 What, you can't do us? 823 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,080 I'm sorry. 824 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,080 You're sorry? 825 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,080 Are you, Luke? 826 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,039 Fuck you. Get out. 827 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,000 - Adele-- - Get out! 828 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,039 Hey, have you got any more of those pastry things 829 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,039 with the, um, the anchovies in them? 830 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,039 Sorry, all packed up. 831 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,039 Maybe you should do the same. 832 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,080 All we ever did was fight like cats and dogs. 833 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,079 Chalk and cheese. 834 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:29,079 Yeah. Yeah, no, if chalk hated cheese's guts. 835 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,999 Did... did you know him? 836 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,079 No. No. No, I didn't. 837 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,040 Anyway, I-I-I killed him. 838 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,079 Yeah, put him through shit our whole lives 839 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,039 and I fucking killed him. 840 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,080 My own brother. 841 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,079 I'm sure that's not true. 842 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,039 I'm sure he loved you. 843 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,999 You fucking... You don't know that. How would you know that? 844 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,080 You're right, I don't 845 00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:01,000 but I know that families can be tricky. 846 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,079 - Do I know you from somewhere? - No, I don't think so. 847 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,999 Yeah. Where do I know you from? 848 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,040 Oh, well, you've probably got me confused with someone else. 849 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,040 Goodnight, Gary. 850 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,080 ♪ uneasy music 851 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000 ♪ mellow music